Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL This shirt is the ultimate

This shirt is the ultimate social forcefield—no smiling emojis

and burnout survivors who treat hibernation like a lifestyle choice—not a phase

It’s not a cry for help—it’s a loud

or anyone who needs people to read the room—fast

and breathable

Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL This shirt is the ultimateThis sarcastic t shirt turns basic human interaction into a full pricing chart, complete with escalating service rates for dealing with nonsense. Styled like a bold industrial sign, the design lays out exactly what it costs to tolerate stupidity, repeat yourself, or stay polite longer than necessary. Its dry humor, emotional exhaustion, and anti social energy wrapped into one brutally relatable graphic tee. Made from soft, lightweight, breathable