Mildly Unhinged T-Shirt Size:S this tee is designed for

this tee is designed for those who’ve transcended small talk and ascended into total detachment

When you’ve said it once

congratulations—you’ve found your uniform

Or don’t—free will is a curse

This shirt is for anyone who’s already over resolutions before the calendar even flips

Mildly Unhinged T-Shirt Size:S this tee is designed forThis tee says what your therapists face wont: the hinges are loose, and thats just how we like it. Featuring a bold gothic style typeface and a perfectly chaotic energy, its ideal for anyone riding the fine line between Im fine and I will absolutely spiral. Crafted from soft, breathable, lightweight cotton, this shirt feels way more stable than you do. Whether you're doomscrolling, fake laughing in meetings, or giving off approach with caution vibes