Stud Muffin T-Shirt Color:Sage you’re still here—barely functioning but

you’re still here—barely functioning but undeniably surviving

and you’re booked—doing absolutely nothing

this funny sarcastic shirt is perfect for people who know the value of boundaries and aren’t afraid to enforce them

This retro reaper tee is perfect for anyone who’s embraced the fact that we’re all just passing time until the inevitable

but make it stylish

Stud Muffin T-Shirt Color:Sage you’re still here—barely functioning butSure, technically a "stud muffin" refers to a ripped, chiseled heartthrobbut lets be real: this shirt is for those of us who are built more like an actual muffin. Fluffy. Warm. And absolutely irresistible. Whether you're embracing your snack status or just leaning into the doughy lifestyle, this tee delivers peak comfort and peak irony. Its soft, breathable, and unapologetically self awarebecause who needs abs when youve got this much personality?