Warning – Perimenopause In Progress | Funny Menopause T-Shirt Size:2XL when the world expects… sometimes

when the world expects… sometimes the only answer is a solid NOPE

Basically: you’ve earned your spot in the club

It’s evolution

Whether you're flipping the script at midlife or just done with people-pleasing

Why this tee melts the rest:

Warning – Perimenopause In Progress | Funny Menopause T-Shirt Size:2XL when the world expects… sometimesAPPROACH WITH CAUTION Perimenopause is live, loud, and not taking requests. RULES OF SURVIVAL Think again before asking me for anything. Is it worth your life? Arrive with snacks, chilled wine, or GTFO. Sudden tears or rage? Smile, nod, dont touch me. Breathe quieter. No, quieter than that. WHY YOU NEED IT Printed in the USA with ecofriendly, waterbased inks Supersoft ringspun cotton poly blend (unisex S3XL) Made using automated, paperless techsass &