Sweet As Pumpkin Pie Sweatshirt Tee Black distressed bold serif text

Black distressed bold serif text reading "BETTER LUCK" with "NEXT TIME" beneath it

You scheduled it in your planner three days ago

Includes "fig

" A blonde pin-up woman in a black bat-wing cape and witch hat posed against an orange moon circle

and the complete inability to sit still when steel guitar hits

Sweet As Pumpkin Pie Sweatshirt Tee Black distressed bold serif textPeople call you sweet and you let them believe it. Because the alternative is explaining that your personality is 40% sarcasm, 30% caffeine, and 30% barely contained chaos held together by a cute outfit. Let them have the pie version. Its easier for everyone. The Details: White arched retro text reading "sweet as" above a detailed illustration of an orange pumpkin pie slice with a golden crust and a white whipped cream dollop on top. Artwork in white,