400ml Water Bottle showing "The great thing...Numpty..." drinkware "The most dangerous thing in

"The most dangerous thing in the world is a smiling woman"

"I'm a Paramedic what's your superpower"

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot an ASSHOLE at 100 metres

"Always follow your heart (but take your brain along for the journey

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400ml Water Bottle showing "The great thing...Numpty..." drinkware "The most dangerous thing in"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100 metres!" This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. This water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go. Standing at