Half Ass Jingler Tee Color:Ash A hand holding a boot

A hand holding a boot is shown to the left

You’re not high maintenance

Everyone around you acts shocked when you lose it

Therapy is expensive

and a dry heat that makes everything feel like a personal attack

Half Ass Jingler Tee Color:Ash A hand holding a bootYou put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. Thats not laziness. Thats efficiency. Youre doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve. The Details: A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton. (Heather styles: 52 48 cotton poly blend).