This Funny Chicken Blanket Says I May Look Calm but in My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times and It's the Perfect Gift for Chicken Lovers Party Stainless steel funnel makes pouring

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This Funny Chicken Blanket Says I May Look Calm but in My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times and It's the Perfect Gift for Chicken Lovers Party Stainless steel funnel makes pouringCalm on the Outside, Pecking on the Inside We've all been there. Smiling politely while internally losing it. This hilarious chicken blanket captures that exact energy with a sassy cartoon chicken wearing oversized glasses and the quote "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times." It's passive aggressive poultry at its finest, printed on a super soft flannel throw blanket that's equal parts funny and functional. Whether it's draped over