Ol' Saint Thicc Comfort Colors Tee Hoodie December is the one month

December is the one month where getting glitter on your chest is festive instead of suspicious

Your cat has more charisma stretching on the floor than most people have in their entire personality

paired with the word "Fancy" in retro cursive script below

with "Except Cats" in large pink retro lettering and "I Want Cats To Like Me" in smaller orange text below

Your therapist said you need a healthy coping mechanism

Ol' Saint Thicc Comfort Colors Tee Hoodie December is the one monthFinally someone said what we were all thinking. The man has been eating cookies in every household on earth for centuries. Put some respect on that build. The Details: White bold lettering reads "OL SAINT THICC" alongside a classic cartoon style red and white Santa showing off his backside. Red and white ink. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes). Style: Unisex Relaxed fit with a classic boxy shape.