Salem Social Club Sweatshirt 4th of July That’s a tiny furry landlord

That’s a tiny furry landlord who tolerates your existence because you operate the can opener

You woke up better

Other girls have a skincare routine

You brought fangs and flames

It’s about boats

Salem Social Club Sweatshirt 4th of July That’s a tiny furry landlordYou would have absolutely been accused in 1692. Not because of witchcraft. Because youre opinionated, you live alone by choice, and you have a suspicious number of cats. Thats literally all it took. The bar for persecution was lower than your bar for texting back. Welcome to the club. The Details: Black vintage script reads "Salem Social Club" with a pin up witch sitting on a pumpkin with a broom, a black cat, a bat, and stars. Includes "Est. 1692"