Town Drunk Tee Color:Navy We don't pretend to know

We don't pretend to know your stance on camping

Just wear a shirt so that people know you like to make puns and make everyone's life easier

Let people know that the happy ending might be out there but it hasn't come just yet

- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton

No reason you shouldn't be able to skip where you're going and hand roses to strangers or whatever

Town Drunk Tee Color:Navy We don't pretend to knowIf you're going to do it, why not lean into it. Also, a good excuse to just go get really drunk. Say you're, like, a method actor or something. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi formal. The tear away label means a scratch free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically