Happy Fat Pants Day Long Sleeve Tee Size:M That’s a superpower

That’s a superpower

Every year someone chokes on their eggnog

You fly off the broomstick

A cheerful snowman wearing a red cowboy hat with green holly trim and a flowing red scarf is illustrated at center

Retro illustration of a partially husked ear of corn with golden kernels and green husk in full color

Happy Fat Pants Day Long Sleeve Tee Size:M That’s a superpowerYou wore real pants to Thanksgiving exactly once and you still talk about it like a war story. Never again. This is a stretchy waistband holiday and you will defend that truth with your entire being. Buttons are for quitters. The Details: Yellow and orange retro block text reading "HAPPY FAT PANTS DAY" arched around a golden roasted turkey on a yellow platter. Artwork in yellow and orange vintage style. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve