Dear Santa Cowboy Comfort Colors Tee Evergreen_Scale That’s a holiday utility

That’s a holiday utility

But throwing your hat in the air and screaming at the sky on a Friday night

Your tolerance for nonsense is underground

Large block letters "MILF" in blue and red with explosion effects surrounding a red firecracker

There’s a very specific type of woman who sees a man in boots and immediately loses all critical thinking skills

Dear Santa Cowboy Comfort Colors Tee Evergreen_Scale That’s a holiday utilityYour Christmas list has gotten progressively more unhinged every year. At this point Santa reads your letter and forwards it to a therapist. You dont need gifts. You need a man who texts back and a horse that doesnt judge you. The Details: Cowboy Santa illustration with a lasso in distressed red "DEAR SANTA" western style lettering, accented with star details in a vintage holiday color palette. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut