A Tidy Beaver Gets More Wood Sweatshirt Color:Dark Chocolate Too bad—you've already claimed it

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A Tidy Beaver Gets More Wood Sweatshirt Color:Dark Chocolate Too bad—you've already claimed itConsider this your official Friendly PSA: a tidy beaver gets more wood. It's just science. Whether you're into forestry, innuendo, or both, this shirt speaks the truth. No further explanation needed. The Details: Features a vintage style golden yellow illustration of a cheerful cartoon beaver giving a thumbs up while perched on a log, surrounded by pine trees and a small bird in flight. Includes a "Friendly PSA" banner and the phrase "A Tidy Beaver